HE / SHE ... GIRK-CAT ... TRANSGENDER BISEXUAL ... 5'7 ... 1/24
Macintoshkitty Scottland Borle, also known as Mackitty, Scottkitty, and Toshiekitty, and formerly known as Costcat, is a five foot seven cinnamon torbie girk-cat who works as a therapist. He has long red-tabby fur, with small spots of cinnamon tabby coloration on his face, body, and tail. He has a tuft of cinnamon colored fur on each of his ears, and bright yellow eyes that are usually half-lidded in a smug expression. Clothing-wise, he usually wears a large, oversized t-shirt — most commonly his Sonic-themed Weezer blue album one. Sometimes, usually for comedic effect, he'll wear a pair of cartoonish sunglasses.
Mackitty, as stated above, is a therapist, and he generally isn't regarded as a very good one. While he's supposedly received many awards, they're rather suspicious — some have raised claims that they were written in red crayon by the girk-cat himself. These remain unproved, though, and Mackitty always insists that he's licensed. He's taken up many patients, most notably his partner, Mikecat. That was how the duo met and later grew to be so close: Mackitty wouldn't stop pestering him, even when Mikecat's appointments were over.
Macintoshkitty is currently happily married to Broadway actress Christian Borle, who he has three children with. While a good father, Mackitty tends to be rather... distracted. Mikecat does most of the boring jobs — feeding, cleaning up after, and scooping the litterbox — for the Costchildren. Even despite this, at the end of the day, Mackitty always makes sure everybody watches the movie or show he picks for dinner. No matter what.

SHE / THEY / WOMENWITHCHILDREN / BORLE ... HUMAN ... NONBORLENARY LESBIAN ... 5'9 ... 10/1
Christian Nibble Dominique Wolf Borle, also known as Borlie-Boo or CBorle, is a five foot nine human omega with dark brown hair who currently plays many characters in many pieces of media. She has a long neck and large, shiny purple orbs. They have Alexandria's Genesis, a condition causing a person to have bright purple eyes with some other minor side effects. Womenwithchildren usually has a bit of a stunned expression on borle face, with her glittering violet orbs on full display for everyone to see. In the clothing department, Christian usually wears a teal long-sleeved collared shirt with buttons and one pocket, jeans, and standard brown shoes.
Borle is a very fragile, submissive person. She has quite the love for potatoes- often opting to eat them for every meal despite Mackitty's protests. Because of this, every meal that the family eats has to have some sort of potato part. When Mackitty makes his standard burgers, she cooks fries on the side for dear old Borle. Alongside this, womenwithchildren is kind of a distant parent to borle children.
Currently, as stated, Christian is married to Macintoshkitty Scottland Borle, a aliengirk-cat therapist who met Borle when she was rehearsing for Falsettos. They were married soon after, having their daughter DSM-V come to life, followed by Bogos being born. Benji2 came later.
As stated before, they are a bit distant to womenwithchildren's children. Borle is often busy doing her own thing, opting to have Mikecat take care of the Costkids. Still, they are a positive influence in their lives, and try to make sure all of the Costchildren feel good about themselves and are being kind to eachother.

HE / HIM ... CAT ... TRANSGENDER AROACE ... 5'2 ... 6/24
Michaelcat Borle, also known as Mikecat, Benjicat, or Cookie Dough, is a five foot two grey cat who lives with the Borle household. He is a shorthaired blue (grey) self, with one small lighter spot on his toe and a lighter patch at the tip of his tail. Usually he has a wary, anxious expression, with wide blue eyes and fur that is always prickly and stood up. Mikecat usually wears a white hoodie with a Pou on the front, gripping a hammer in his paws. Unlike Mackitty, he is not a girk, so he has no odd or alien features. He's simply a regular grey cat.
Mikecat is helpless in his own life. He is constantly paranoid- something he was hoping to find a solution for by getting therapy with Dr. Mackitty, only to find out that he had found the worst cat for the job. He ended up getting roped into all of the Borle family's shenanigans, now having to responsibility of taking care of the three Costchildren: making sure they're clothed, in the house, and that their litterboxes are cleaned. The only responsibility that he doesn't have is feeding the kids, something that Mackitty always makes sure to do.
Currently, Mikecat lives in the Borle household with Mackitty and Borle, serving as the kids' Godworm. He used to have his own home, however on the date of April 20th, 2024, he moved into the Borle family's house. Also on this day, Mikecat found the third and youngest Costchild, Benji2, in his dumpster.

SHE / HER ... BOOK ... CISGENDER STRAIGHT ... 1120 PAGES ... 3/18
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders Version 5 Borle, also known as DSM-V or primarily just V, is a large purple living book with 1120 pages. V came to life on March 18th, 2024, upon receiving a love attack from her dear old father, Mackitty. Mackitty is POSIC, holding a certain love for many of her objects, including his trusty copy of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders Version 5, which she used when diagnosing his patients. Over time, after receiving enough love, she magically came to life.
V is quite a happy child. Like her mother, Christian Borle, she tends to stay positive. When one of her siblings, commonly Bogos, is being negative, she says, "You're just a hater!!! 😁" Unfortunately, though, coming to life as a book from your father's love doesn't grant you any sort of knowledge about the world, leaving her very naive and inexperienced. The first few weeks of her life were spent teaching her basic words and concepts, but she doesn't know everything! Frequently she can be heard asking things like, "What's a dinner?", or "How do I sign up for Tumblr?" There hasn't been a single thing that V has disliked so far, except for the concept of negativity. She has never been sad, angry, or any other sort of negative emotion. Even when she scolds others for their anger, she does it with a smile. Or, well, a voice that sounds like she's smiling. She's just a book.
Currently, V serves as a sort of eldest sister for the Borle family. While she can't feed herself, she provides a much needed mood boost to her siblings and parental figures.

HE / SHE ... GIRK-CAT-HUMAN ... GENDERFLUID HOMOPHOBIC ... 8'0 ... 5/16
Bogos Binted Borle, also known affectionately as Boogs by her father is an eight foot tall girk-cat-human baby who takes the form of a roblox baby model. She has very short neon green fur, small triangle ears with neon pink insides and bright red ear tufts, and a bright red singular curl of hair on her head. Her face is rather alien-like, with glossy dark eyes that have purple highlights (she has his mother's Alexandria's Genesis) and a wide cat-like mouth that is commonly turned downward into a frown. Topping everything off, she has a thick angry eyebrow right over her eyes, contrasting with her white baby blanket that she is swaddled in. Despite his very small size, though, she somehow is eight feet tall, and can shapeshift, but chooses not to.
If V is always happy, Bogos is always angry. She hated everything from the moment she was born on 5/16, shortly after Mikecat started therapy, and shortly before he moved into the house. Mikecat had stormed into the house on a dark, rainy night, aiming to take Mackitty out of the picture once and for all, but was interrupted by something happening. A flash of light, and BOOM! Bogos Binted Borle appeared before his parents. Bogos is extremely intelligent, as girks tend to be, and has always been since she was born. He is very proud of his girk blood, valuing it above his cat and human parts. It's rather clear she believes girks are superior to all other beings, and, if able, would choose to leave the planet for the rest of her life to join her people. The only thing keeping him with his family is, well, his family. Despite the hateful exterior she puts forward, she has a small bit of love inside for all of them. Just a teaspoon.
Bogos is homophobic, despite the fact that he is genderfluid. She commonly calls her father, Mackitty, slurs. What she does like are her interests: Homestuck, Hazbin Hotel, and, despite his denying of it, Roblox.

HE / THEY ... GIRK-CAT ... 4'2 ... 4/20
Benji2 Maci2 Borle, also known as EpicRobloxGamer69 is a four foot two girk-cat child who has a YouTube channel. He has long white fur with a few teal-green and crimson-red patches, and wide, neon yellow eyes. On the top of his head, he has two antenna. One is colored light green at the tip, while the other is light red. Commonly, he wears one of his father's t-shirts- usually the infamous blue Weezer one. Sometimes, he has a pair of sunglasses or headphones on his head, but this is typically when he's streaming on his YouTube channel.
Benji2 is very energetic and also very addicted to his devices. Ever since he was found in the dumpster all that time ago he's been hooked on electronics, whether it be tablets, consoles, PCs, anything. He loves gaming, and dreams of one day being a famous content creator. His idol is the YouTuber Flamingo, who makes Roblox videos. Speaking of Roblox, it happens to be Benji2's favorite game in the whole wide world. He adores it, and it is often the source of his content that he posts. His most popular video by far is his "Escape the Roblox Dentist at 3AM GONE WRONG! (my dad came in)" where, as the title suggests, Benji2 attempted to play an Escape the Roblox Dentist themed game only to be interrupted by his father, Mackitty.
Benji2 isn't the fondest of Mackitty, because she always makes burgers for dinner and interrupts his streams with her nonsense. He enjoys Borle's love of potatoes (something he got from womenwithchildren) and adores V's unending joy. His relationship with Bogos is a bit different; he's constantly asking her to play Roblox, only to be met with a hard "N0!"
Benji2 is the youngest child of the Costfamily, and it shows. He is babied a lot, and showered with various presents on holidays- usually game merchandise. Minecraft t-shirts, Roblox themed items, et cetera. Despite this, he doesn't really act spoiled. He just gets agitated quickly, especially if not in the vicinity of some sort of electronic he can play games on.